Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-6626 (?)
- SCP-6626 is a steel building resembling a chapel, located in a monastery garden in Greece, which contains a stone well with unusually clear water and a long wooden ladder that appears to float. When a person climbs this ladder, they feel increasingly happy until they vanish into a different dimension, described by those inside as a pleasant afterlife, and an amount of water equal to their body mass disappears from the well. However, it is later revealed that the ladder actually leads downwards into the earth, and the "heavenly" dimension is a deceptive, dangerous place that draws people in by exchanging their souls for darker entities.
- Eddie Gaedel (?)
- The article about Eddie Gaedel is appropriate for summarization. It is an interesting historical anecdote in sports, not unengaging or offensive. Eddie Gaedel was a 3-foot-7-inch, 60-pound man who famously appeared in a single Major League Baseball game on August 19, 1951, as a publicity stunt orchestrated by St. Louis Browns owner Bill Veeck. Gaedel, wearing uniform number "1/8", was ordered not to swing and was walked on four pitches, becoming the shortest player in MLB history and achieving a perfect 1.000 on-base percentage in his only plate appearance. Although his contract was voided the next day by the American League president, Gaedel's brief career remains a memorable and quirky moment in baseball history.