Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-607 (?)
- SCP-607 is a grey male cat named "Dorian" that forms a deadly bond with the first person it touches after it comes back to life. If the cat is injured or killed, the person it's bonded with will suffer the exact same injury or death, even if the cat revives itself about 24 hours later, completely unharmed. The cat itself is suicidal, constantly trying to harm or kill itself, which in turn causes severe harm or death to its current human companion, Agent █████. Because of this, SCP-607 is kept restrained in a special chamber with life support to prevent it from hurting itself and, by extension, Agent █████.
- Numbers station (?)
- A numbers station is a mysterious shortwave radio station that broadcasts coded messages, typically in the form of spoken numbers, to intelligence officers operating secretly in foreign countries. These stations have been active since at least World War I, with peak activity during the Cold War, and continue to be used today because their signals can travel globally, are independent of modern infrastructure like the internet, and require only a simple radio for reception, offering plausible deniability to agents. Messages are usually encrypted with a one-time pad, making them theoretically unbreakable if used correctly, and the stations often have distinct identifying sounds or phrases, leading to nicknames given by hobbyists who monitor these enigmatic broadcasts.