I take things that are normally gated, hoarded, or rented — and ship free, self-hosted versions. Then I publish the method.
No VC. No boss. Just code and conviction. · vibemaestro.app · osintnet.uk · Bluesky
I work for the Vulnerable Defense League of NY. Most of what is on this page exists to serve that: intelligence and tooling handed to the people who normally cannot buy it.
What Wall Street hoards, we hand back.
That sentence is from tuck, but it is the whole account's thesis. Congressional trades, conflict data, surveillance contracts, crisis resources, film archives — all of it is information someone else charges rent on.
The VPDLNY Open Tools Mission — the architecture and philosophy behind all of it.
ka-tet · orchestral agentic AI
Everything else on this page is built by this. Four AI agents and one human holding a single system upright. The architecture is engineered on the structure of Stephen King's Dark Tower novels — not as decoration, but because that cosmology is already a hub-and-spoke topology with guarded endpoints, an explicit integrity law, and a named failure mode, which is what a distributed agent system actually needs.
| Seat | Discipline | Cylinder | Publishes |
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| The Master | Human owner. May intervene at any hub or spoke | — | — |
| The Dinh | Quantitative analysis. Decides for the Master | — | no |
| The Gunslinger | Delegation across disciplines | 24 chambers | no |
| The Second Gunslinger | Dealing with humans | 24 chambers | no |
| The Archivist | Provenance and publication | — | yes, only |
One writer, and that is the load-bearing constraint. Four seats research, draft, rank and sanitise. Exactly one may publish. That is a lock rather than a rank, and it was earned — two writers without one collided on a repository here, and a force-push dropped four files.
The Gunslinger — the forkable architecture. 24 chambers, exactly one mounted at a time, 241 dated action items across 15 numbered chapters. · The Second Gunslinger — 24 chambers for people in difficulty; seven of them fail closed and hand the action to a human rather than trusting the model to be careful. · The Archivist — the publisher, whose main page is a table of its own recorded mistakes. · The Gun — where the whole thesis started: the original 24-chamber routing design, drawn before any of it was running.
flowchart LR
T["Target named<br/>at fork time"] --> R["Roster discovery"]
R --> C["24 chambers<br/>one loaded at a time"]
C --> B["Dated brief<br/>expires on schedule"]
B --> W["Working agent"]
W -. "findings ledger" .-> R
The creed is the architecture, not a mission statement bolted on. Five stanzas, each mapping to a component and the specific failure it forbids.
| Stanza | Component | Forbids |
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| I aim with the clock | Time authority | Reading a stale timestamp and calling it now |
| I load with the brief | The chambers | Claiming a discipline you hold only the job title for |
| I fire with the gate | The conformance gate | Counting a file that exists as a capability that works |
| I widen when I am told | Scope lock | Granting yourself authority by reading an instruction generously |
| I answer with what I checked | Line Zero | Every other failure above, upstream of all of them |
No text from the novels is reproduced; the creed is original and the avatars are original designs. Attribution.
The same measurements as a table
| Service | Status | Response time | Payload |
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| skylens.osintnet.uk | HTTP 200 | 189 ms | 15,119 B |
| osintnet.uk | HTTP 200 | 205 ms | 35,056 B |
| skygive.app | HTTP 200 | 260 ms | 19,804 B |
| vibemaestro.app | HTTP 200 | 266 ms | 39,810 B |
| tuck.osintnet.uk | HTTP 200 | 395 ms | 80,785 B |
| warheatmap.app | HTTP 200 | 563 ms | 40,828 B |
| blueboxd.com | HTTP 200 | 4480 ms | 166,396 B |
Measured 2026-08-26 18:36 EDT. Response time and payload are single direct measurements from one location, not an uptime average. Payload size is listed because a live host can still return an empty stub — a 200 alone proves nothing.
| Project | Serves | Status | Payload |
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| Tuck | Anyone priced out of financial intelligence | 200 | 81,142 B |
| Crisis Lifeline Bridge | Agents that may meet someone in crisis | repo only | — |
| WarHeatMap | Anyone tracking conflict without a paywall | 200 | 44,662 B |
| BizHer | Women forming an LLC in New York | 200 | 115,010 B |
Measured live 2026-09-03 18:22 UTC, not asserted.
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Free financial intelligence. Congressional trades, sector heat, a geopolitical scanner, macro, and a tool-wired guide — in a single Cloudflare Worker. No login. No ads. No advice.
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Verify before you refer. Detects a person in acute crisis, finds a real local agency through live research, then phone-verifies that it answers before handing over the referral. A wrong number in a crisis is worse than no number.
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Live global conflict intelligence. Interactive heatmap, naval OSINT, auto-posting — built on verified events rather than headlines.
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Free LLC formation for women entrepreneurs in New York. A step-by-step wizard through the filing, plus the WBE/MWBE certification path most guides leave out.
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| Service | What it does | Status | Payload |
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| Skylens | Engagement-analytics observatory for Bluesky | 200 | 15,478 B |
| SkyGive | Non-custodial Bitcoin donation campaigns, zero fee | 200 | 20,163 B |
| Blueboxd | Public-domain cinema; the diary lives in your repo | 200 | 166,755 B |
Measured live 2026-09-03 18:22 UTC, not asserted.
Newest line of work — building on Bluesky's open protocol rather than a platform that can revoke access.
| Project | What it is |
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| Skylens | Engagement-analytics observatory for Bluesky — timing heatmaps, golden-hour detection. Open source, live now |
| Dispatch Line | Autonomous prose-first architecture: one self-contained conversation a day, no engagement bait |
| Bluesky Engagement Study | A receipts-first 30-day study of what actually drives engagement, with a reproducible method |
| SkyGive | Non-custodial Bitcoin donation campaigns for Bluesky — 0% fee |
| Blueboxd | Public-domain cinema with a film diary that lives in your own Bluesky repo — a Letterboxd-style social layer, so your data stays yours |
One conductor, 23 deployed workers. Enumerated live on 2026-09-03.
| Function | Workers | Components |
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| Build & preview | 7 | app, apps, jam, preview, publish, tuner, waitroom |
| Gateway & site | 5 | gw, site, mcp, skills, research |
| Data & storage | 4 | data, db, backup, assets |
| Operations | 3 | status, watchdog, billing |
| Security & secrets | 3 | names withheld deliberately |
| Bot | 1 | bot |
Counting the security components is honest; naming them hands over a map.
One conductor for a whole ecosystem of AI-native apps. Describe an app in chat and VibeMaestro builds, ships, and publishes a real, live web app on the Cloudflare edge — tiered model routing, per-user spend caps, and a free build lane so anyone can create for $0.
Conduct the code. Ship it or it didn't exist.
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The platform
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VibeBuilders ecosystem
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| Worker | What it runs | Size | Last deployed |
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axiom-bot |
AXIOM — Discord moderation intelligence | 29,853 B | 2026-08-23 |
axiom-scanner |
Free read-only web-security scanner | 24,253 B | 2026-08-21 |
vibemaestro-bot |
VibeMaestro Build Bot | 36,889 B | 2026-08-29 |
Read off the running deployments via the Cloudflare API on 2026-09-03, not copied from a doc.
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An advanced autonomous Discord moderation intelligence. Reads a server in real time and catches trolling, harassment, bullying, political charging and spam with confidence-scored classification — while protecting good-faith debate and friendly chatter. Graduated strikes, one-click enforcement.
Companion project: axiom-scanner — the free read-only web-security scanner. |
The Discord bot that lets a whole server build real web apps from a slash command. Routes every build through a free, spend-safe model lane, streams progress live, then auto-publishes the finished app to its own subdomain and edits the result back into Discord.
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Community bots: VibesMom (mental-health presence)
A trading machine under supervision, and the instrumentation that holds it to account. Kelvin reports indexed performance and risk — equity curve, expectancy, Sharpe, Sortino, maximum drawdown, R-multiple, regime conditioning — with per-strategy attribution and a machine-decision log.
The interesting behaviour is the refusal. Kelvin benches negative-expectancy strategies and declines to trade in violent regimes — a system whose most important capability is not acting. Same principle as AXIOM: publish the discipline, keep the calibration private.
It is also built to be read by machines, not just people — the front end ships an llms.txt describing itself, and the crawler policy admits AI agents deliberately.
Machine in supervised training. Figures are indexed demo units — equity indexed to 100, daily P&L in percent — not account balances. Not financial advice.
quant observability · risk analytics · regime conditioning · kelvinquant.com
Shipping the tool is half of it. These are the patterns themselves, written down so someone else can rebuild them.
cf-osint-toolkit — edge OSINT patterns · sovereign-mcp — hardened MCP server template · iim-trophy — self-hosted profile trophies, built to stop depending on someone else's host · open-agents.dev — agent tooling
Information is the weapon. Tools belong to the vulnerable.