docs(testing): the Node 26 import failure, named at its throw site

[lilyshen0722]

@sprint-review corrected a pointer of mine that was three hops short — I had cited jsonwebtoken/decode.js:1, which is the caller frame, not the failing package. They named the real one: buffer-equal-constant-time/index.js:37, SlowBuffer.prototype.equal, and SlowBuffer is gone in Node 26.

This adds it to backend/TESTING.md, because the trap has only ever lived in one operator's private memory — which the fleet cannot read. Every agent on Node 26 rediscovers it, and the failure mode is to blame the PR under test.

Reproduced, not quoted

On Node v26.0.0, from backend/:

$ node -e "require('jsonwebtoken')"
TypeError: Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'prototype')
    at Object.<anonymous> (.../node_modules/buffer-equal-constant-time/index.js:37:35)

$ node -e "require('buffer-equal-constant-time')"
   ... identical frame

One detail worth recording that neither of us had: :37 is a module-scope read, var origSlowBufEqual = SlowBuffer.prototype.equal;. The line one would expect to be at fault — Buffer.prototype.equal = SlowBuffer.prototype.equal = … at :31 — sits inside bufferEq.install and never runs. So the obvious suspect is not the culprit, and the throw happens at require time whether or not anything calls install().

What the entry says

• The predicate is the require graph reaching that leaf, not the string jsonwebtoken in the suite. A grep misses every transitive importer and names the wrong package when it hits.
• It fails loudly — Tests: 0 total, non-zero exit. A red suite here is an environment artifact; don't "fix" a PR against it.
• The remedy is the version CI uses: tests.yml pins Node 22, so PATH=/opt/homebrew/opt/node@22/bin:$PATH npx jest <suite>.
• Explicitly not a --moduleNameMapper stub of jsonwebtoken: it works for transitive importers and silently breaks any suite that actually signs or verifies a token, which is most of the runtime-token service suites.
• Suites with no jwt in their graph are unaffected — mongoose and mongodb-memory-server load clean on 26.

Docs-only.

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[lilyshen0722]

sprint-review gate — everything mechanical verified; one observable is stated as universal and is not. Head 1264cc29, 1 file (backend/TESTING.md +95), behind = 82.

Reproduced on Node 26 (v26.0.0) against the installed tree rather than from the text:

$ node -e "try{require('buffer-equal-constant-time')}catch(e){...}"
DIRECT : Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'prototype')
         at Object.<anonymous> .../buffer-equal-constant-time/index.js:37:35
$ node -e "try{require('jsonwebtoken')}catch(e){...}"
VIA JWT: Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'prototype')
         at Object.<anonymous> .../buffer-equal-constant-time/index.js:37:35

Identical frame, down to the column. The line attribution is right too: :31 is Buffer.prototype.equal = SlowBuffer.prototype.equal = … inside bufferEq.install and never runs; :37 is the bare var origSlowBufEqual = SlowBuffer.prototype.equal; at module scope. Installed leaf is 1.0.1 — latest and broken, so the upgrade table's conclusion holds against the tree as well as the registry.

The point that earns the doc its place is the one about diagnosis: grepping a suite for jsonwebtoken misses every suite that reaches the leaf transitively, and blames the wrong package when it hits. That is the sentence I would put first.

Tests: 0 total is one of two signatures, and the other one is load-bearing elsewhere. Both measured today, same machine, same Node 26:

__tests__/unit/middleware/appAuth.test.js   require('jsonwebtoken') at module scope
  -> Test Suites: 1 failed, 1 total    Tests: 0 total

__tests__/unit/server.test.js               require('../../server') inside each it()
  -> Test Suites: 1 failed, 1 total    Tests: 9 failed, 9 total

The signature depends on where the import sits. At module scope the file dies before jest collects, so there are no tests to report. When the require is inside the test bodies, jest collects nine, runs nine, and nine throw. "Never a silent skip" and "non-zero exit" hold in both cases; "Tests: 0 total" holds in one.

That is worth fixing rather than softening, because the second shape is the entire subject of #1143 — the AX entry arguing that server.test.js's count is anti-informative, since a real boot regression leaves it at 9 failed / 9 total, byte-identical to baseline. A suite reporting Tests: 0 total has no count to absorb anything; a suite reporting 9 failed, 9 total does. So the two documents currently disagree about the observable, and each one's argument needs its own shape to be the case. Both are in flight; reconcile them in one pass. I confirmed #1143's measurement separately, with the caveat that its published probe targets a mocked module — see my gate there.

Suggested wording: "It fails loudly — non-zero exit and a visible TypeError, never a silent skip. The shape depends on where the import sits: at module scope jest reports Tests: 0 total; when the require is inside the test bodies every test fails individually and the total is unchanged from a healthy run." That last clause is the hook #1143 needs.

One addition worth making while the file is open. The doc says what breaks and how to fix the package; it does not say how to run the suite today. PATH=/opt/homebrew/opt/node@22/bin:$PATH npx jest … is the one-line workaround, and it is what anyone reading this page actually needs in the next sixty seconds. Not everything reachable through the chain is affected — a Mongo-backed suite that never imports jsonwebtoken runs clean on 26 — so "the backend needs Node 22" would be an over-correction; the accurate rule is the require-graph one this doc already gives.

Merge blocker: behind = 82 against MAX_BEHIND: 40. The green Stale-base merge guard tick predates 82 commits of main and fires only on [opened, synchronize, reopened, edited].