diff --git a/Doc/library/argparse.rst b/Doc/library/argparse.rst
index 60411b0a0c9748..5058290878d358 100644
--- a/Doc/library/argparse.rst
+++ b/Doc/library/argparse.rst
@@ -137,6 +137,9 @@ ArgumentParser objects
    .. versionchanged:: 3.15
       *suggest_on_error* default changed to ``True``.
 
+   .. versionchanged:: next
+      :class:`~argparse.ArgumentParser` objects are now :mod:`pickleable <pickle>`.
+
 The following sections describe how each of these are used.
 
 
diff --git a/Lib/argparse.py b/Lib/argparse.py
index 0494b545f2f1d3..296a210ad832da 100644
--- a/Lib/argparse.py
+++ b/Lib/argparse.py
@@ -148,6 +148,10 @@ def _copy_items(items):
     return copy.copy(items)
 
 
+def _identity(value):
+    return value
+
+
 # ===============
 # Formatting Help
 # ===============
@@ -199,7 +203,7 @@ def _set_color(self, color, *, file=None):
             self._decolor = decolor
         else:
             self._theme = get_theme(force_no_color=True).argparse
-            self._decolor = lambda text: text
+            self._decolor = _identity
 
     # ===============================
     # Section and indentation methods
@@ -1981,9 +1985,7 @@ def __init__(self,
         self._subparsers = None
 
         # register types
-        def identity(string):
-            return string
-        self.register('type', None, identity)
+        self.register('type', None, _identity)
 
         # add help argument if necessary
         # (using explicit default to override global argument_default)
diff --git a/Lib/test/test_argparse.py b/Lib/test/test_argparse.py
index 78f02f70b9f0fc..4526efe4b80ef4 100644
--- a/Lib/test/test_argparse.py
+++ b/Lib/test/test_argparse.py
@@ -80,6 +80,27 @@ def test_skip_invalid_stdout(self):
                 self.assertRegex(mocked_stderr.getvalue(), r'usage:')
 
 
+class TestArgumentParserPickleable(unittest.TestCase):
+
+    @force_not_colorized
+    def test_pickle_roundtrip(self):
+        import pickle
+        parser = argparse.ArgumentParser(exit_on_error=False)
+        parser.add_argument('--foo', type=int, default=42)
+        parser.add_argument('bar', nargs='?', default='baz')
+        for proto in range(pickle.HIGHEST_PROTOCOL + 1):
+            with self.subTest(protocol=proto):
+                # Try to pickle and unpickle the parser
+                parser2 = pickle.loads(pickle.dumps(parser, protocol=proto))
+                # Check that the round-tripped parser still works
+                ns = parser2.parse_args(['--foo', '123', 'quux'])
+                self.assertEqual(ns.foo, 123)
+                self.assertEqual(ns.bar, 'quux')
+                ns2 = parser2.parse_args([])
+                self.assertEqual(ns2.foo, 42)
+                self.assertEqual(ns2.bar, 'baz')
+
+
 class TestCase(unittest.TestCase):
 
     def setUp(self):
diff --git a/Misc/NEWS.d/next/Library/2026-02-13-14-20-10.gh-issue-144782.0Y8TKj.rst b/Misc/NEWS.d/next/Library/2026-02-13-14-20-10.gh-issue-144782.0Y8TKj.rst
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000000..95f047474b7ee9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Misc/NEWS.d/next/Library/2026-02-13-14-20-10.gh-issue-144782.0Y8TKj.rst
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+Make :class:`argparse.ArgumentParser` :mod:`pickleable <pickle>`.