diff --git a/app/assets/main.css b/app/assets/main.css
index bce110f018..672107976c 100644
--- a/app/assets/main.css
+++ b/app/assets/main.css
@@ -1,3 +1,53 @@
+/* Static aliases used while OG images are prerendered, before build assets exist. */
+@font-face {
+  font-family: 'Geist OG';
+  src: url('/fonts/Geist-Regular.ttf') format('truetype');
+  font-weight: 400;
+  font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+  font-family: 'Geist OG';
+  src: url('/fonts/Geist-Medium.ttf') format('truetype');
+  font-weight: 500;
+  font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+  font-family: 'Geist OG';
+  src: url('/fonts/Geist-SemiBold.ttf') format('truetype');
+  font-weight: 600;
+  font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+  font-family: 'Geist OG';
+  src: url('/fonts/Geist-Bold.ttf') format('truetype');
+  font-weight: 700;
+  font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+  font-family: 'Geist Mono OG';
+  src: url('/fonts/GeistMono-Regular.ttf') format('truetype');
+  font-weight: 400;
+  font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+  font-family: 'Geist Mono OG';
+  src: url('/fonts/GeistMono-Medium.ttf') format('truetype');
+  font-weight: 500;
+  font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+  font-family: 'Geist Mono OG';
+  src: url('/fonts/GeistMono-Bold.ttf') format('truetype');
+  font-weight: 700;
+  font-style: normal;
+}
+
 /* Base reset and defaults */
 *,
 *::before,
diff --git a/app/components/OgImage/BlogPost.takumi.vue b/app/components/OgImage/BlogPost.takumi.vue
index c5ff51b96b..d16b6d0d04 100644
--- a/app/components/OgImage/BlogPost.takumi.vue
+++ b/app/components/OgImage/BlogPost.takumi.vue
@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@ const formattedAuthorNames = computed(() => {
         </span>
 
         <div
-          class="lg:text-6xl text-5xl tracking-tighter font-mono leading-tight"
+          class="lg:text-6xl text-5xl tracking-tighter font-ogmono leading-tight"
           :style="{ lineClamp: 2, textOverflow: 'ellipsis' }"
         >
           {{ title }}
diff --git a/app/components/OgImage/Compare.takumi.vue b/app/components/OgImage/Compare.takumi.vue
index 8677507f35..f9f3ce15e5 100644
--- a/app/components/OgImage/Compare.takumi.vue
+++ b/app/components/OgImage/Compare.takumi.vue
@@ -122,7 +122,7 @@ const summaryRemainder = computed(() =>
       <OgBrand :height="48" />
 
       <div class="flex items-baseline gap-3">
-        <h1 class="text-7xl font-mono tracking-tighter leading-none">
+        <h1 class="text-7xl font-ogmono tracking-tighter leading-none">
           <span class="opacity-50">./</span>compare
         </h1>
       </div>
@@ -137,7 +137,7 @@ const summaryRemainder = computed(() =>
         <div v-for="pkg in stats" :key="pkg.name" class="flex flex-col gap-1">
           <div class="flex items-center gap-3">
             <span
-              class="text-2xl font-semibold tracking-tight font-mono"
+              class="text-2xl font-bold tracking-tight font-ogmono"
               :style="{
                 color: pkg.color,
                 maxWidth: '400px',
@@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ const summaryRemainder = computed(() =>
             </span>
             <span
               v-if="pkg.version"
-              class="text-lg px-2 py-0.5 rounded-md border font-mono"
+              class="text-lg px-2 py-0.5 rounded-md border font-ogmono"
               :style="{
                 color: pkg.color,
                 backgroundColor: pkg.color + '10',
@@ -178,7 +178,7 @@ const summaryRemainder = computed(() =>
         <div v-for="pkg in stats" :key="pkg.name" class="flex flex-col gap-0.5">
           <div class="flex items-center gap-2">
             <span
-              class="text-xl font-semibold tracking-tight font-mono"
+              class="text-xl font-semibold tracking-tight font-ogmono"
               :style="{
                 color: pkg.color,
                 maxWidth: '300px',
@@ -191,7 +191,7 @@ const summaryRemainder = computed(() =>
             </span>
             <span
               v-if="pkg.version"
-              class="text-sm px-1.5 py-0.5 rounded border font-mono"
+              class="text-sm px-1.5 py-0.5 rounded border font-ogmono"
               :style="{
                 color: pkg.color,
                 backgroundColor: pkg.color + '10',
@@ -233,7 +233,7 @@ const summaryRemainder = computed(() =>
           }"
         >
           <span
-            class="font-semibold tracking-tight font-mono"
+            class="font-semibold tracking-tight font-ogmono"
             :style="{
               fontSize: '18px',
               maxWidth: '220px',
@@ -261,7 +261,7 @@ const summaryRemainder = computed(() =>
           <span
             v-for="(name, i) in summaryTopNames"
             :key="name"
-            class="text-xl font-semibold font-mono"
+            class="text-xl font-semibold font-ogmono"
             :style="{
               color: ACCENT_COLORS[i % ACCENT_COLORS.length],
               maxWidth: '280px',
diff --git a/app/components/OgImage/Noodle.takumi.vue b/app/components/OgImage/Noodle.takumi.vue
index 945d654b10..d72edeedfd 100644
--- a/app/components/OgImage/Noodle.takumi.vue
+++ b/app/components/OgImage/Noodle.takumi.vue
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ const BRAND_WIDTH = 142
           :style="{ width: `${BRAND_WIDTH}px`, height: `${BRAND_HEIGHT}px` }"
         />
         <div
-          class="text-6xl tracking-tighter font-mono leading-tight"
+          class="text-6xl tracking-tighter font-ogmono leading-tight"
           :style="{ lineClamp: 2, textOverflow: 'ellipsis' }"
         >
           {{ title }}
diff --git a/app/components/OgImage/Package.takumi.vue b/app/components/OgImage/Package.takumi.vue
index 5ac1301b51..fe54115e08 100644
--- a/app/components/OgImage/Package.takumi.vue
+++ b/app/components/OgImage/Package.takumi.vue
@@ -251,13 +251,13 @@ const sparklineSrc = computed(() => {
       <div class="flex flex-col max-w-full gap-3">
         <div
           v-if="pkgNameParts.org"
-          class="lg:text-5xl text-3xl font-mono tracking-tight leading-none"
+          class="lg:text-5xl text-3xl font-ogmono tracking-tight leading-none"
           style="opacity: 0.5; text-overflow: ellipsis; line-clamp: 1"
         >
           {{ pkgNameParts.org }}
         </div>
         <div
-          class="tracking-tighter font-mono leading-none overflow-hidden"
+          class="tracking-tighter font-ogmono leading-none overflow-hidden"
           :class="
             (pkgNameParts.short?.length ?? 0) > 20 ? 'lg:text-6xl text-4xl' : 'lg:text-7xl text-5xl'
           "
@@ -267,7 +267,7 @@ const sparklineSrc = computed(() => {
         </div>
         <div
           v-if="version"
-          class="pt-3 lg:text-4xl text-3xl font-mono tracking-tight leading-none"
+          class="pt-3 lg:text-4xl text-3xl font-ogmono tracking-tight leading-none"
           style="opacity: 0.7; text-overflow: ellipsis; line-clamp: 1"
         >
           {{ versionLabel }}
@@ -393,7 +393,7 @@ const sparklineSrc = computed(() => {
     <!-- Code tree variant -->
     <div
       v-else-if="variant === 'code-tree' && treeRows.length"
-      class="text-fg-muted absolute top-8 bottom-8 w-[340px] flex flex-col gap-0 opacity-30 overflow-hidden font-mono text-4.5 leading-8"
+      class="text-fg-muted absolute top-8 bottom-8 w-[340px] flex flex-col gap-0 opacity-30 overflow-hidden font-ogmono text-4.5 leading-8"
       style="right: 2rem"
     >
       <div
@@ -419,7 +419,7 @@ const sparklineSrc = computed(() => {
     <!-- Function tree variant (API symbols) -->
     <div
       v-else-if="variant === 'function-tree' && symbolRows.length"
-      class="absolute top-8 bottom-8 w-[340px] flex flex-col gap-0 opacity-30 overflow-hidden font-mono text-4.5 leading-8"
+      class="absolute top-8 bottom-8 w-[340px] flex flex-col gap-0 opacity-30 overflow-hidden font-ogmono text-4.5 leading-8"
       style="right: 2rem"
     >
       <div
diff --git a/app/components/OgImage/Page.takumi.vue b/app/components/OgImage/Page.takumi.vue
index 80b5ac442a..d30f201c53 100644
--- a/app/components/OgImage/Page.takumi.vue
+++ b/app/components/OgImage/Page.takumi.vue
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ const { title, description } = defineProps<{
 
       <div v-if="title" class="flex flex-col max-w-full gap-3">
         <div
-          class="lg:text-7xl text-5xl tracking-tighter font-mono leading-none"
+          class="lg:text-7xl text-5xl tracking-tighter font-ogmono leading-none"
           :style="{ lineClamp: 1, textOverflow: 'ellipsis' }"
         >
           {{ title }}
diff --git a/app/components/OgImage/Profile.takumi.vue b/app/components/OgImage/Profile.takumi.vue
index 678e61be7b..fc5f48f123 100644
--- a/app/components/OgImage/Profile.takumi.vue
+++ b/app/components/OgImage/Profile.takumi.vue
@@ -37,11 +37,11 @@ const getInitials = (name: string) =>
 
         <div class="flex flex-col gap-1">
           <!-- Display name -->
-          <div v-if="displayName" class="text-5xl font-mono tracking-tight leading-none">
+          <div v-if="displayName" class="text-5xl font-ogmono tracking-tight leading-none">
             {{ displayName }}
           </div>
           <!-- Handle -->
-          <div class="text-4xl text-fg-muted font-mono tracking-tight leading-none">
+          <div class="text-4xl text-fg-muted font-ogmono tracking-tight leading-none">
             ~{{ handle }}
           </div>
         </div>
diff --git a/app/components/OgImage/UserProfile.takumi.vue b/app/components/OgImage/UserProfile.takumi.vue
index 7612bf2a5f..0ce7214fad 100644
--- a/app/components/OgImage/UserProfile.takumi.vue
+++ b/app/components/OgImage/UserProfile.takumi.vue
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ const description = computed(() =>
 
       <div v-if="username" class="flex flex-col max-w-full gap-3">
         <div
-          class="lg:text-7xl text-5xl tracking-tighter font-mono leading-none"
+          class="lg:text-7xl text-5xl tracking-tighter font-ogmono leading-none"
           :style="{ lineClamp: 1, textOverflow: 'ellipsis' }"
         >
           {{ `~${username}` }}
diff --git a/app/components/OgLayout.vue b/app/components/OgLayout.vue
index a05bfe46a9..405b6ef142 100644
--- a/app/components/OgLayout.vue
+++ b/app/components/OgLayout.vue
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 <template>
   <div
     data-theme="dark"
-    class="block w-full h-full bg-bg text-fg relative overflow-hidden font-sans"
+    class="block w-full h-full bg-bg text-fg relative overflow-hidden font-ogsans"
   >
     <slot />
   </div>
diff --git a/assets/fonts/Geist-100-900.woff2 b/assets/fonts/Geist-100-900.woff2
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..09082f6db0
Binary files /dev/null and b/assets/fonts/Geist-100-900.woff2 differ
diff --git a/assets/fonts/GeistMono-100-900.woff2 b/assets/fonts/GeistMono-100-900.woff2
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..37a4c17803
Binary files /dev/null and b/assets/fonts/GeistMono-100-900.woff2 differ
diff --git a/assets/fonts/LICENSE.txt b/assets/fonts/LICENSE.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..8d003fec6b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/assets/fonts/LICENSE.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,92 @@
+Copyright (c) 2023 Vercel, in collaboration with basement.studio
+
+This Font Software is licensed under the SIL Open Font License, Version 1.1.
+This license is copied below, and is also available with a FAQ at:
+http://scripts.sil.org/OFL
+
+-----------------------------------------------------------
+SIL OPEN FONT LICENSE Version 1.1 - 26 February 2007
+-----------------------------------------------------------
+
+PREAMBLE
+The goals of the Open Font License (OFL) are to stimulate worldwide
+development of collaborative font projects, to support the font creation
+efforts of academic and linguistic communities, and to provide a free and
+open framework in which fonts may be shared and improved in partnership
+with others.
+
+The OFL allows the licensed fonts to be used, studied, modified and
+redistributed freely as long as they are not sold by themselves. The
+fonts, including any derivative works, can be bundled, embedded,
+redistributed and/or sold with any software provided that any reserved
+names are not used by derivative works. The fonts and derivatives,
+however, cannot be released under any other type of license. The
+requirement for fonts to remain under this license does not apply
+to any document created using the fonts or their derivatives.
+
+DEFINITIONS
+"Font Software" refers to the set of files released by the Copyright
+Holder(s) under this license and clearly marked as such. This may
+include source files, build scripts and documentation.
+
+"Reserved Font Name" refers to any names specified as such after the
+copyright statement(s).
+
+"Original Version" refers to the collection of Font Software components as
+distributed by the Copyright Holder(s).
+
+"Modified Version" refers to any derivative made by adding to, deleting,
+or substituting -- in part or in whole -- any of the components of the
+Original Version, by changing formats or by porting the Font Software to a
+new environment.
+
+"Author" refers to any designer, engineer, programmer, technical
+writer or other person who contributed to the Font Software.
+
+PERMISSION AND CONDITIONS
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining
+a copy of the Font Software, to use, study, copy, merge, embed, modify,
+redistribute, and sell modified and unmodified copies of the Font
+Software, subject to the following conditions:
+
+1) Neither the Font Software nor any of its individual components,
+in Original or Modified Versions, may be sold by itself.
+
+2) Original or Modified Versions of the Font Software may be bundled,
+redistributed and/or sold with any software, provided that each copy
+contains the above copyright notice and this license. These can be
+included either as stand-alone text files, human-readable headers or
+in the appropriate machine-readable metadata fields within text or
+binary files as long as those fields can be easily viewed by the user.
+
+3) No Modified Version of the Font Software may use the Reserved Font
+Name(s) unless explicit written permission is granted by the corresponding
+Copyright Holder. This restriction only applies to the primary font name as
+presented to the users.
+
+4) The name(s) of the Copyright Holder(s) or the Author(s) of the Font
+Software shall not be used to promote, endorse or advertise any
+Modified Version, except to acknowledge the contribution(s) of the
+Copyright Holder(s) and the Author(s) or with their explicit written
+permission.
+
+5) The Font Software, modified or unmodified, in part or in whole,
+must be distributed entirely under this license, and must not be
+distributed under any other license. The requirement for fonts to
+remain under this license does not apply to any document created
+using the Font Software.
+
+TERMINATION
+This license becomes null and void if any of the above conditions are
+not met.
+
+DISCLAIMER
+THE FONT SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND,
+EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO ANY WARRANTIES OF
+MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT
+OF COPYRIGHT, PATENT, TRADEMARK, OR OTHER RIGHT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
+COPYRIGHT HOLDER BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY,
+INCLUDING ANY GENERAL, SPECIAL, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
+DAMAGES, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING
+FROM, OUT OF THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE FONT SOFTWARE OR FROM
+OTHER DEALINGS IN THE FONT SOFTWARE.
diff --git a/nuxt.config.ts b/nuxt.config.ts
index 78a22df1ea..f26233e24a 100644
--- a/nuxt.config.ts
+++ b/nuxt.config.ts
@@ -320,6 +320,9 @@ export default defineNuxtConfig({
   },
 
   fonts: {
+    local: {
+      dirs: ['assets/fonts'],
+    },
     providers: {
       fontshare: false,
     },
@@ -330,13 +333,21 @@ export default defineNuxtConfig({
       {
         name: 'Geist',
         provider: 'local',
-        weights: [400, 500, 600],
         global: true,
       },
       {
         name: 'Geist Mono',
         provider: 'local',
-        weights: [400, 500],
+        global: true,
+      },
+      {
+        name: 'Geist OG',
+        provider: 'none',
+        global: true,
+      },
+      {
+        name: 'Geist Mono OG',
+        provider: 'none',
         global: true,
       },
       {
diff --git a/uno.theme.ts b/uno.theme.ts
index 0814d100fc..6ab861dedd 100644
--- a/uno.theme.ts
+++ b/uno.theme.ts
@@ -5,6 +5,8 @@ export const theme = {
   font: {
     mono: "'Geist Mono', 'IBM Plex Sans Arabic', monospace",
     sans: "'Geist', 'IBM Plex Sans Arabic', system-ui, -apple-system, sans-serif",
+    ogmono: "'Geist Mono OG', monospace",
+    ogsans: "'Geist OG', sans-serif",
     noodle: "'Baloo 2', sans-serif",
   },
   text: {