Pitch Talk Python to Me and Python Bytes once the docs link gate is green

[lesnik512]

This was generated by AI during triage.

Split out of #59, which was reduced to launch-week work that can actually close. This item was the
one part of it gated on a condition that had not happened, and would otherwise have held #59 open
indefinitely.

What

Pitch Talk Python to Me and Python Bytes.

Gate

The original wording was "once the docs are polished", which nobody can evaluate. Replaced with a
mechanical signal: the offline link gate is green across the docs repos (#66). Pitching before
that risks sending podcast-scale traffic at docs sites with broken links.

Why this is a human task

Podcast pitches go out under the maintainer's own name and standing, and any resulting appearance is
obviously not delegable.

Acceptance criteria

• Add the offline link gate to the 18 green repos, and unpublish the ADRs in the two that have them #66 closed, link gate green on the docs sites for the projects being pitched
• Pitch sent to Talk Python to Me
• Pitch sent to Python Bytes
• Each pitch leads with the honest "when not to use this" framing the launch playbook (Fire the coordinated launch (promotion strategy, Phase 4) #57) uses

Out of scope

• Newsletter submissions and the org-story syndication, which stay in Submit the launch to the newsletters and syndicate the org story #59
• The launch posts themselves (Fire the coordinated launch (promotion strategy, Phase 4) #57)